Then the serpent tells Eve, You’re not going to die; God just doesn’t want you to know what he knows. (Gen. 3:4-5)
Adam and Eve eat the fruit and God says, Oh no, man has eaten from the tree of knowledge and now he knows good and evil as we do. Now we have to kick him out of the garden before he eats from the tree of life and lives forever, too. (Gen. 3:22)
So here’s my question: If you read it literally, who was lying to Adam and Eve, and who was telling the truth?
There’s this guy named Ken Ham who’s building a $25 million creationist museum in Kentucky, and his whole premise is that you have to read Genesis literally.
So just for laughs, I picked up Genesis and started to read it literally, which is when I reached my epiphany: that it was God who lied and the serpent that told the truth (also, there is no literal reference to the serpent being Satan).
(Here's a photo from Mr. Ham's museum of Adam chillin' with a razor-toothed herbivore before the fall of man courtesy of the Enquirer)
You want to see something really scary? Here's
Ken Ham "teaching" kids about evolution.