Monday, June 6, 2011

This is all a joke... right?

Et tu, Weiner?


My first thought when I heard that Wiener had actually sent a picture of his wiener over the INTERNET...

you know, let me break in here just for second, I'm a little ADD, so pardon me for straying from my thought... can we have some sort of public service announcement or something... can we please drill it into everyone's thick skulls that


Can all the high school kids and football players and public officials out there please understand that sending lewd photos of yourself into the cloud is the same thing as posting lewd photos of yourself on a metropolitan billboard along with your name, phone number, and home address? 
OK, so when yet another man in public office was caught doing something stupid regarding his penis, my first thought was "That's it! All MEN must relinquish their control over all public institutions immediately!" Let's face it, there is apparently no man on earth capable of resisting his sex drive. It doesn't matter how educated he is, it doesn't matter how well-intentioned he is, and it doesn't even matter how beautiful his wife is. The moment an opportunity to present his penis presents itself, he is no longer capable of rational thought; he is reduced to a hairless ape with a hard-on.

My second thought was of Palin, with a dear-in-the-headlights expression, painfully stammering through an explanation of who Paul Revere was... He... warned the... the British... um... that uh... they weren't going to being taking away our arms... with... by rignin' those bells... and... and riding that horse through town... and sending those warning shots... by golly... darn tootin...


Whatever... I give up...

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

The State of this Blog

I've been kicking up a little traffic lately, which is good, I guess...

But I was going over some older posts, back when I had more time to blog, and this place was hoppin! So many passionate arguments that nearly spilled over into name-calling. Those were the days...

Now I get an occasional comment, but always from someone agreeing with me, which I appreciate, but there's no conversation; no back and forth.

I think I'm going to try to rehash some of my more controversial subjects and see if I can drive some life and passion back to this place (which I will probably lose again in the Fall when I will be once again working full-time and going to school full-time).