Monday, June 6, 2011

This is all a joke... right?

Et tu, Weiner?

Really?

My first thought when I heard that Wiener had actually sent a picture of his wiener over the INTERNET...

you know, let me break in here just for second, I'm a little ADD, so pardon me for straying from my thought... can we have some sort of public service announcement or something... can we please drill it into everyone's thick skulls that

THERE IS NO ANONYMITY ON THE INTERNET!

Can all the high school kids and football players and public officials out there please understand that sending lewd photos of yourself into the cloud is the same thing as posting lewd photos of yourself on a metropolitan billboard along with your name, phone number, and home address? 
OK, so when yet another man in public office was caught doing something stupid regarding his penis, my first thought was "That's it! All MEN must relinquish their control over all public institutions immediately!" Let's face it, there is apparently no man on earth capable of resisting his sex drive. It doesn't matter how educated he is, it doesn't matter how well-intentioned he is, and it doesn't even matter how beautiful his wife is. The moment an opportunity to present his penis presents itself, he is no longer capable of rational thought; he is reduced to a hairless ape with a hard-on.

My second thought was of Palin, with a dear-in-the-headlights expression, painfully stammering through an explanation of who Paul Revere was... He... warned the... the British... um... that uh... they weren't going to being taking away our arms... with... by rignin' those bells... and... and riding that horse through town... and sending those warning shots... by golly... darn tootin...


*sigh*


Whatever... I give up...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Giiiiirl I am soooooo with you. I said the same damn thing. That's it. If Anthony wants nothing more than to sit around jerking off and sayin nasty $hit to porn stars or people he just thinks are female and attracted to him, we're fu(ked. He seemed like such a good one....there truly are no men with any real depth when it comes to sexuality. None. Their di(ks are running the show. It made me feel sorry for them. Like they probably get hard over all the wrong types of stuff all the time. They probably live in a pit of constant shame and tremendous guilt. Most of this crap is the result of them being so confused by their own sexual feelings they take it out on everything around them. They end up diseased and ripped off by busty opportunists and you know what? they don't even care. Like that old rich bastard who didn't care if his own children never got a dime of his life's hard earned fortune. All he wanted was Anna Nicole Smith topless sitting on his lap. He could barely feed himself but he still wanted tits in his face...sigh. It's truly sad. For all of us

Heather said...

this is sooooo funny

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad that we are "exposing" the real "dicks" who claim to be working for our best interests. I question those who continue to back him up. Are they perverts too? Please keep up your blog.

Bartender Cabbie said...

The Weiner episode was one of the best in a long time. Couldn't go wrong with a perp with the last name of Weiner. Great comedy.

Heather said...

Unfortunately great comedy is a tragic distraction from real issues...

aw, who am I kidding?

no one pays attention to real issues anyway...

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